He s called henry he s a spider and he lives in the glove compartment.
Carpet cleaning jokes.
Mar 1 2016 sometimes you just have to laugh at the stains.
Last week s grass jokes are here.
I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when i am about to get sick.
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Just got fired from da carpet factory.
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I met with my date at the bar last night.
And sometimes it s deliriously funny.
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Just because i like the way they smell.
There is a lot more carpet jokes and rug humor out there on the internet than i would ever have imagined.
I will not throw up in the car.
Chris from clean cut wrote this on facebook.
She was a wearing a new dress made of carpet and she asked me if i liked it.
72 of them in fact.
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Fear no longer mom and dad.
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Even came up with one after watching the guys in a oil change outfit working in a pit under my car.
I knock myself out.
Does anyone know what is best used to clean blood out of a carpet.
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Oh i d heard a few carpet jokes myself over the years.
A big list of carpet jokes.
Dropping everything and rushing to the scene of the crime i found this sad and.
Sometimes cleaning is serious business.
I will not roll on dead seagulls fish crabs etc.
I got a new carpet today.
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Yup they were working in a carpit.
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